Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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