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cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

(1-770): View more from Georgia

i said paris hilton

(770): View more from Georgia

thats even worse

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(818): View more from California

so... thinking about masturbating finally

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taking the losers way out I see

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(914): View more from New York

I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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(815): View more from Illinois

come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.

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(720): View more from Colorado

So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry

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(334): View more from Alabama

A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.

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