That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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