No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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