you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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