your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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