If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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