just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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