And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
one might say we're banned from that church
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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