Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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