it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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