10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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