don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
