? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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