the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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