is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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