Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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