we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
