That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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