physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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