these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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