Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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