BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Every concussion has its silver lining
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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