omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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