I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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