I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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