how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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