they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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