you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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