i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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