sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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