I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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