Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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