She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's shark week go big or go home
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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