he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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