Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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