Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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