I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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