Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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