Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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