you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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