What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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