I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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