defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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