It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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