So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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