I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have already put on my inside pants.
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