i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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