i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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