I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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